Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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