Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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