What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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