i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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