with your own penis?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
