i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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