I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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