are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize