I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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