I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize