Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize