I CAN MOONWALK!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
