Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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