my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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