Ambien. No doubt about it.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Still dying that you shit outside
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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