party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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