I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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