The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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