There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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