No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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