Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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