they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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