I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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