what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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