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I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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