What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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