We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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