are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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