I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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