I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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