She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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