he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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