He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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