Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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