Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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