im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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