I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
