they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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