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  I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.

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  Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.

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• That works on my gf all the time, even when she has a "headache". Hope I am the only one that can get her that easy

  Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 16, 10 at 4:56pm

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• Again, with the fucking pretzels? Get a life. And as far as the text goes, WIN

  Submitted by FoBlover62 on Jul 16, 10 at 3:42pm

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• Firsty is just a wannabe KeithStone!

  Submitted by [][][] on Jul 16, 10 at 7:58pm

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  • who in turn is a wannabe stantheman

    Submitted by afineguy on Jul 16, 10 at 11:36pm

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• call me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939

  Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 3:53pm

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• I miss keithstone

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 1:21am

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• My kinda woman!!!

  Submitted by PARedKnight on Jul 16, 10 at 4:02pm

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• jenny8675309 is a clever one. And I like those salty dehydrating hard breaded snacks. Lol

  Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 11:09pm

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• Firsty I freakin love you! You're the shit!

  Submitted by memyself on Jul 16, 10 at 5:51pm

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  • Thanks! :D *give you a pretzel*

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 6:40pm

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• Memyself... I fucking hate you and firsty. Imma shove that little shit called firsty so far up your ass...

  Submitted by trollinator on Jul 16, 10 at 5:59pm

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• ... Want a massage? ^^

  Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 16, 10 at 9:44pm

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• Bahaha

  Submitted by muitobella on Jul 16, 10 at 7:09pm

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• Oh RI, how I love you. And I could swear this was my post...considering I literally just spoke this out loud...

  Submitted by kmaestro on Jul 16, 10 at 5:08pm

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• Where u at i got sum good hands for u n a sumthang else to keep u busy

  Submitted by TuRomeoSoy on Jul 16, 10 at 3:44pm

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• lol, i think i know this girl, hahaha

  Submitted by brianabel on Jul 16, 10 at 10:26pm

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• And Stokedonsurf, same here man. If I get turned down because of a headache, thats my serve back. Check mate.

  Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:29pm

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• Trollinator, trolling trolls is really counter productive. And even worse, you're counter productive on the Internet. They're stupid but they have their fun, you on the other hand, jump off of something really high.

  Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:26pm

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• Cough desperate cough...

  Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 16, 10 at 10:39pm

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• I'd much rather have Allen001 back in exchange for someone kicking firsty off. At least I could learn to ignore his spam.

  Submitted by FirstydieinaFire on Jul 17, 10 at 1:17am

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• Leave it up to rhode island

  Submitted by armyboy115 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:32am

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• Last stfu

  Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 16, 10 at 3:34pm

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• The more Soviet pretzels I have, the easier Firsty's mum is. First.

  Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:05pm

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• these pretzels are making me Firsty

  Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 3:36pm

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  • This makes me laugh every single time I see it. Forget these haters don't stop being firsty!

    Submitted by Greatness on Jul 16, 10 at 9:03pm

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    • Supporters like you are what drives me to be Firsty! :)

      Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 10:05pm

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• Whats wrong with pretzels? People mention much worse here, way more often.. OMG this site is anti-pretzel!! And in this day in age...

  Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:22pm

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• um, hello??? why don't more guys get this???? no matter how tired, headache, don't feel good, wah wah wah I am, if my bf rubs my back I'm dtf every time!

  Submitted by miss_lauren on Dec 25, 11 at 4:45pm

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• Nooooo Allen was fucking stupid. Firsty at least annoys people into saying stupid stuff.

  Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 10:14pm

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