just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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