have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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