he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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