Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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