Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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