real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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