how can u be prego again
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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