well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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