You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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