there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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