He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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