What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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