You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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