idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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