i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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