i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
