We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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