i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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