The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
