windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
