So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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